remember when billie joe armstrong got kicked off a plane for having saggy trousers
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
(via liveinphoenix)
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
(via laughingnancy)
my reaction all the time whenever someone does something i can’t do
(via laughingnancy)
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
(via laughingnancy)
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
(via laughingnancy)
What’s the difference between you and eggs?
Eggs get laid and you don’t
(via laughingnancy)
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about
(Source: homosexualpancakes, via g-iggle)
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
(via g-iggle)
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(Source: kawhoru, via cathieeemalady)
Depression (119/365)
this actually brought tears to my eyes due to the relevance. my gorgeous. smart, hilarious and perfect cousin told me that she used to cut before i started. lol no one will read this but idc.
I’m here if you need someone to talk to x
(via nagasaki-nightmare)
